1. Teri needs a sandwich shop where she will meet a gawky bald headed loser (other than the loser part, I have the rest).
2. Scary Teri needs some meat (I am not going there).
3. Apparently since Teri Hatcher uses the same spelling as my name, I need a good sex romp in a VW van. Been there, done that.
4. Teri needs to find a stylist (probably true as I am at that point where I need to decide if the hair stays short or grows out again).
5. Teri needs more spoon-feeding (this actually blends #5 and 6).