thanks to rebellibrarian
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
ProfessorNana sent to me...
ProfessorNana sent to me...Twelve dragonchariots drumming
dragonchariots drummingEleven robbiewriters piping
robbiewriters pipingTen girasoles a-leaping
girasoles a-leapingNine lisayees dancing
lisayees dancingEight readergirlzs a-milking
readergirlzs a-milkingSeven shalannas a-reading
shalannas a-readingSix thatgirlygirls a-driving
thatgirlygirls a-drivingFive bo-o-o-ooks
Four sitcoms
Three cats
Two motorcycles
...and a csi in a pear tree.